Tucked away at the back of the property, the “Tiny Farmhouse” is located furthest from our other homes and offers near-total seclusion and privacy.
Relax with your morning coffee under a canopy of oaks as you watch the birds start their day or catch a glimpse of one of our Longhorns, goats, or blackbuck antelope. At night, slip into the hot tub and stare at thousands of twinkling stars under the big Texas skies as the howls of distant coyotes keep you company.
At Twisted Horns Ridge, we take pride in creating a peaceful escape and have carefully prepared our home for your stay.
The house is decorated in modern farmhouse style with romantic touches throughout. White shiplap ceilings and gray shiplap walls create a neutral backdrop for brightly colored decor in yellows and blues. Floral prints and a crystal chandelier hanging over the cozy queen-size bed adds charm and romance.
The kitchen has a galvanized sink, custom-made cabinetry, and rustic shelving with black metal accents and print cotton towels to create a farmhouse feel. You’ll find everything you need to prepare your meals with a coffee pot, microwave, apartment-sized refrigerator with ice maker, and a double burner hot plate with a selection of cookware and dishes. We provide plenty of fixin’s for coffee or hot tea and a small selection of spices and condiments.
The bathroom is separated from the rest of the space by a sliding yellow barn door with a custom-designed vanity, toilet, and walk-in shower.
Six-foot tall windows along two walls bring the outdoors in with views of the quaint porch and tree-covered yard. The porch provides additional living space with a seating area and gas fire table. Prepare bacon and farm fresh eggs on the Blackstone grill and enjoy your breakfast at the outdoor dining table.
During the day, you can explore the local area or lace up your hiking boots and explore the 72 acres to your heart’s delight then cool down in the outdoor shower or in a galvanized Hill Country Swimming Pool. The hammock in the yard invites you to take a long afternoon nap before settling in for the evening.
This is our most secluded hill country tiny home at the ranch. Located on 72 gorgeous tree-covered acres our custom-designed tiny home retreat offers the best of both worlds – the sights and sounds of an authentic hill country ranch plus luxury decor and all the comforts of home – and then some!
This unforgettable romantic getaway is perfect for newlyweds, babymoons, anniversaries or to simply escape the city and breathe in the fresh air.
The location: Twisted Horns Ridge is located on our ranch near Tarpley Texas, about an hour from San Antonio and near the towns of Hondo and Bandera, Hill Country State Natural Area, Lost Maples State Natural Area, Lake Medina, and other fun hill country towns and rivers.
Be sure and check out our other ranch tiny homes and cottages to plan a couple’s getaway with friends.
Safety
Our rates change often so we encourage you to use the booking form below to get a quote for the dates you want to stay.
Check-in: 3:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Check-out: 11:00 am
No children or infants
No smoking
No pets
No parties or events
Additional Rules
Quiet Hours: 9:00 pm – 8:00 am
If your dates are not available, be sure and check our availability calendar for each Hill Country Tiny Home.
Romantic Getaway, Private Respite, or Hill Country Home Base – you can experience all of this and more at Twisted Horns Ridge.
Hill Country Inspired Décor
Snuggly Soft Bedding
Walk-In Shower
Mini Kitchenette
Blackstone Griddle
Coffee & Tea
Fresh Eggs (when available)
AC / Heat
Wifi
Outdoor Seating Areas
Covered Porch
Privacy Fencing
Splash Pool
Windchimes
Hammock
Hot Tub
Fire Pit
Hill Country Views
Native Landscaping
Feed Our Longhorns
Blackhorn Antelope
Goats & Chickens
Nature & Wildlife
Walking Trails
Starry Skies
72-Acres
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